The newest Winner - "But it couldn't have been my pets..."

I didn't take this call. I wish I had. This one comes courtesy of one of my coworkers, name withheld to protect the innocent:

Caller calls in. Laptop is showing a blank screen, but when its closed and then opened the machine is, like magic (I won't say which kind), covered with a yellowish, crytalizing liquid.

Now, the caller was quick to point out that it couldn't have been her animals that did it.

How did she know? She tasted it.

I told my coworker to pass this on that if the caller felt strange in any way to immediately contact poison control. Mmm... liquid crystal. I wonder what DPI she gets on her liver.

-Trent